We’ve all seen it at some time or another….You’re sifting thru someone’s page and you run into THAT picture…That ONE picture that tells you that they are saying to themself, “I UNDENIABLY AM HAVING A GREAT TIME BEING…THE SHIT!” ..Then, and only then, have you experienced….”THE MYSPACE FACE”.
I can’t tell you how many foolish profile pics, I have seen with people giving the MYSPACE FACE. It makes me think that somehow everyone thinks that being COOL is what this face is all about. The only thing this face is all about is LOOKING LIKE A FOOL.
The Myspace Face is a hybrid blend of the 3 worst picture poses imaginable…
- THE PEACE SIGN
- THE BLACK GIRL LIP PUCKER.
- THE FACE SCRUNCH-UP
The MYSPACE FACE is pulled off properly by using bodily GEOMETRIC ANGLES. The poser’s Head is usually cocked at an ODDLY JANKY degree, as well as the GIMPY yet STRONG poised PEACE SIGN HAND. If you are a Social Networker, you will notice that this pose is FAVORED with White and Asian Women on MYSPACE, but It ‘s NOT AT ALL limited to Women. MEN do this un-DAMN-cool face all the time. ESPECIALLY Black Men, which usually present the MySpace Face accompanied with the signature.. BOTTOM LIP BITE!! (Most commonly used by Gentlemen like Omarion, Lil MaMa and Tre Songs, etc.) Somehow the MySpace Face pic gives you the impression that they are somehow screaming the word..”YEAAAAAAAAYAH, I THINK I’M FLY” in their mind. They believe that it gives them a whole RAPPERY/ I’M DOPE/I BUST MOVES type of image that only actually makes them appear EXCITED yet ANNOYING at the same time.
There are a lot of things I am cool WITH…..BUT “THE MYSPACE FACE”??? ….IM COOL ON THAT!!!
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